when ur friend starts liking something u rly like
people who say ”romantic love is what makes you human!!!!” are actually right. aromantic people are, in fact, gods in disguise, traveling in the human world to observe and study the humans and their weakpoints, in order to eventually eliminate them all and take over their world
do you ever push your fingertips real hard over your face and just go Wow. theres a skull in there
Pausing in the middle of a fic because you can literally feel the waves of second hand embarrassment when your OTP does something stupid
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
Took me years to stop doing this
TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
no but zach in the second gif. he is trying not to be amused. what i wouldn’t give to see his whole face right now.
and his little bouncy bounce. stupid adorable idiot boys.
But just don’t sit down ‘cause I’ve moved your chair (x)